- Acceptance. The cat acknowledges you exist. It lets you pet its belly.
- Denial. The cat continues to exist and though you pet its belly, it refuses to acknowledge your own presence or existence, staring in any other direction but at you.
- Bargaining. The cat offers a few friendly bites and growls as a truce warning. Perhaps you can just stop rubbing its belly and feed it, and you shall not be suffocated in your sleep tonight.
- Anger. The cat bites and scratches the f*#% out of your hand. Because. Hand.
- Isolation. The cat wanders off to a corner of a room to admire the paint at the wall, trying to forget all other life and its associated stupidity exists.
- Depression. The cat sleeps and binge eats. For 3 days.
Tuesday, 22 November 2022
The 6 Stages of Cat Affection
Brian Saghy
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